he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
Randomize
