I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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