Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Your mouth is God's brothel.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
tell me about the eggs
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