we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
The air was thick with penises
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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