yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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