i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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