Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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