You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
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