One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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