# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Soap is not a condiment
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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