white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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