My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
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