where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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