I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
Randomize
