The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
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