i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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