Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
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