Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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