margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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