When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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