its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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