You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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