I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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