It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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