i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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