im about as happy as oj after his trial
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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