How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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