butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
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