Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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