I cannot find my penis.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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