I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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