The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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