she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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