she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
My ass is underappreciated
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
These tits shall not be calmed
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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