everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
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