OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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