so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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