I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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