A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
