I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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