It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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