okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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