you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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