Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
I'm always down for nudity.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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