The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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