FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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