im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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