that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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