In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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