i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I'm getting married
To pizza
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
Randomize
