She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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