How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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