All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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